What's Yer Sign?

Mostly I think horoscopes are just talking in circles. This site hasn't let me down but it did say a few interesting things.

Mercury in Aquarius
Your mind works in a highly original way. Also you are attracted to unusual, even fantastic, points of view about the world. You enjoy being unconventional and shocking people with your offbeat opinions. No ordinary standards of what is proper will prevent you from thinking a certain way.
[You mean I'm not a NUT after all?? What a relief.]

Mercury Square Neptune
Sometimes your fantasies seem so real that you forget they are just fantasies and that they are not real to anyone else. You will find it difficult to make yourself understood and to understand others, unless you learn to control your mind while you are young.
Another reason you are often misunderstood is that you have difficulty putting your very complex ideas into words. For this reason you should learn to communicate your ideas through some kind of artistic medium [such as cake decorating!] , if at all possible. In that way your mind can communicate the fullness of your thoughts to others. [Unlike blogging which communicates nothing]

Mercury Square Mars
This aspect can be rather difficult, for it indicates that you are rash and impulsive and tend to lose your temper too easily. And when you are angry, your anger takes over completely, and you become quite unreasonable.

Mercury Sextile Saturn
You do everything carefully and thoroughly[when I'm not being rash and impulsive?], for you hate to overlook any steps. You don't take up new ideas very quickly, but you do learn quite well, and what you learn you remember forever.

Sun Opposition Pluto
Your strong will and stubbornness may get you into conflicts with others, because you are never willing to let anyone else have their way. You should admit to yourself that you enjoy a good battle, because it enables you to experience your own strength, assuming, of course, that you know you can win.
Mercury Sextile Venus
You are very sociable and enjoy having a good time with friends [when I'm not being stubborn and willful]. You try to avoid anything unpleasant, even if it is a necessary part of life. Also with this aspect you may tend not to do anything very thoroughly. [this explains why I can't finish a thoug]
You do not have as much energy as other people. And you are not a very aggressive person.
Being outdoors gives you a sense of freedom and a good outlet for your abundant physical energy.[I'll just sit under the tree and let my stars fight it out.]