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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Ebay in Time for Christmas

I'll bet they're low carb.

Original Cricket Snax
In Salt n' Vinegar, Bacon & Cheddar Cheese, and Sour Cream & Onion flavores to satisfy your urge for crunch!
They are better for you than greasy crisps and they do taste far better anyway
Please specify prefered flavour when ordering.
chirp... chirp!
This product is safe for human consumption. Insects are farm raised under the strictest conditions

I want to see the cricket farm but I'll bring my ear plugs.

A turkey dinner for sale on Ebay?

NO! It's a jello mold. Just add evaporated milk to achieve an opaque look. *gack*

Jones Soda Holiday Pack

You can find the Jones Soda holiday pack at Ebay, but if you buy it from a store or directly from the Jones website, the proceeds go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
Flavors in the national holiday pack are Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto, Cranberry Sauce, Turkey & Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, and Pumpkin Pie. If you're lucky enough to find a regional pack, you'll enjoy the flavors: Broccoli Casserole, Smoked Salmon Paté ,Turkey & Gravy, Corn on the Cob, and Pecan Pie. I might try these once, just for a thrill.
Oh, and holiday packs also come with Serving spoon, moistened towelette, and suggested wine list.

Remember a while back there were literally hundreds of freaky images for sale at Ebay created by masses of possessed toasters? Today, I couldn't find a single one. I guess the aliens must have loosened their grip on the toasters of world.

So there you go! Plenty of gift ideas for all the loved ones on your list.
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!


Karan said...

Do you think that the cricket ranch has little cricket wranglers who ride little cricket ponies and throw little cricket lassos?

Grommie said...

Gee, I hope so. Can't wait to see that rodeo.

Giddy up!

Mona said...

nice work! we have a pack of those sodas sitting on our desk here at work. ick! somebody sent them to us hoping to get some on-air publicity...and it wouldn't be christmas without a michael jackson toast now would it? ha!

chronicler said...

Very nice round-up of all things wierd!

Grommie said...

Thanks Mona. If you're not going to drink those sodas, you're welcome to send them my way. :D

Chronicler, it's just the tip if the iceberg, I assure you. I wish I had more time to scope them all out but life calls, you know.

Cate said...

There really IS something for everyone, huh? :)

Bad Bunni said...

now I know what they serve for holiday dinners in hell-yikes!

Randi said...

I saw that soda on clearance at Target. I dont think anyone is buying them.